Top 20 Ways To Say "You Fly Is Open"

An open fly refers to the unintentional leaving of one's fly unzipped or unbuttoned. It is often considered humorous if a person is caught with his or her fly down.

Your fly is open!

However, the situation is not always seen as embarrassing. Winston Churchill, while at a public function, was handed a note reading "your fly is unbuttoned." Churchill scrawled on the note returning it as "dead birds do not drop out of nests."

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With that said...lets move onto the Top 20 Ways To Say "Your Fly Is Open"

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20 - The cucumber has left the salad.

19 - I can see the gun of Navarone.

18 - Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17 - You've got Windows in your Laptop.

16 - Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15 - Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14 - Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13 - Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson...

12 - You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11 - Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10 - Elvis Jr. has left the building!

09 - Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

08 - Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

07 - The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

06 - Dr. Kimble has escaped!

05 - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hilary".

04 - Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

03 - You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

02 - I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

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And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped...

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01 - I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.