ARSE-ICONS

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

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:) means a smile

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and :( is a frown.

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Sometimes these are represented by

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:-)

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:-(

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Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS?'

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Here goes:

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(_!_) a regular arse

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(__!__) a fat arse

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(!) a tight arse

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(_*_) a sore arse

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{_!_} a swishy arse

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(_o_) an arse that's been around

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(_x_) kiss my arse

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(_X_) leave my arse alone

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(_zzz_) a tired arse

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(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

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(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

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(_?_) Dumb arse

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You have just been e-mooned!